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While the U.S. does not officially recognize me as a dual citizen (my father is Canadian), last I checked Canada does. That’s given me a nice escape hatch to joke about over drinks with friends.

Now, if everyone on the left fled to Canada, that would obviously be a bad thing. It’s better that we use our votes here to have some, admittedly small, influence on the way things are going. Sure you can vote by absentee ballot, but we all know that’s cheating. Also, Canada is not easy to get into. That enormous border that all the weed gets smuggled over? You have to ask politely to get across. We’re American. We’d much rather just punch the guard in the face and run. But for those of you who are dead set on flight to Canada, Boing Boing has you covered.