Some Words

It’s been a good month to me, in several ways. Billmon made it even better by posting this little bit on Abramoff.

Now, it strikes me that this is where anti-Semetic bull shit really shines. I’m Jewish. A few times in my life, that has actually lead to problems. My locker was defaced in junior high school with swastikas. The effect of this act was lessened by the fact that they had spelled Jew as ‘Gue.’ Seriously, only one letter from the actual word, and it’s in the wrong place. Come on now. To this day I say ‘Gue’ (pronounced “Goo-ay”) to mean, “You just tried, and failed, and now you look like an ass.”

Anyhow, the part of me that views anti-Semitism as a kind of carnival sideshow, really wants this to take off. Here’s the meme I’m looking for. Jack Abramoff was working for the Dems all along. He was just trying to weasle his way into the Republican party to bring them down from the inside. It was ordered by the International Jewish Banking conspiracy. I’m not talking about Dan Bern’s backup band here. I’m talking about the guys who never seem to give me my dividends. That may be due to the fact that they don’t exist, but a boy can dream.

Also, if they were real, they might not take to my halfsy heritage.

Anyhow, I think the single funniest thing that could happen here, (Because isn’t that what we’re all looking for? The laughter?) is for the Dems to start rehabilitating Abramoff’s image, call him a double agent. Why? Just to piss of the Republicans.