Waterboard Across America

September 30th, 2006

Well… So that happned

A cry has gone out and been ignored by the people in power. Josh also managed to squeeze a little fun out of my Canadian half.

It’s tempting to look at this as some sort of legistlative Sudetenland in the Czechoslovak Crisis of our constitution. Maybe they’re just trying to throw him a board until he’s out of office and we can stop publicly announcing that we plan to torture the shit out of people. Or maybe they just don’t want it to stay illegal, so that the country can avoid the embarrassment of trying our own president for war crimes.

It’s a pity I don’t believe either of those excuses. Even if I did they still wouldn’t be enough. Maybe if Laura Bush withheld sex from Bush until he stopped torturing people. I hear that’s been working recently.

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