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So, the Editors over at The Poor Man Institute discuss amazing madcap adventures in racial profiling.

The Editors lament that even as racial profiling it is stupid because Muslims who don’t want to blow up planes pray too. They have a point, but you see, the stewardess was actually very canny to have the praying Hasid leave the plane. You see, when we Jews pray it creates a tiny, almost imperceptible, amount of liquid. It is the only miracle we are capable of. This liquid is actually baby tears, which are the only things that can soften our coal black hearts. Baby tears, as it turns out, are also a key ingredient in bomb making. So by kicking the praying Jew off the plane the stewardess helps to prevent other passengers from making bombs.

Actually there are two other things that melt this Jew’s cold obsidian heart. The picture of Audry Hepburn on a bike from this Treehugger post, and the kittens of cuteoverload.com.